Everyone. I. Am. Bored. So, so, so bored. Donna’s busy so I can’t flirt with her without getting the death glare because mind you, it’s scary. I can’t abuse Mike because he doesn’t seem to be here. And Harvey and I are bro’s now, so… leave me questions through Norma and I’ll see if any of them are of adequate intelligence, and I may answer some.

ask-harveyspecter:

Rachel and Harvey are - what?

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I’m fabulous.

Finally! Someone who understands! I do deserve that promotion; Harvey should not have gotten it. I expect results from the associates. Results.

Would you like to just turn right around and walk away? I don’t talk about financial crime with people I don’t know. I only talk about financial crime at work and when it’s to piss off Harvey. Walk away.

And I know I phrased that as a question, but I really didn’t mean it that way.

askdonna reblogged your post: I did NOT dry-hump the remaining ‘good person’ out…

More interesting(?) things from Louis Litt that we didn’t want to know.

Have you been seeing these posts people are making? They’re from TFLN or something, and one says something about dry-humping Mike!

I did NOT dry-hump the remaining ‘good person’ out of Mike. No. NO.

I’m not sorry for the absence.

The past couple of days have been a bit hectic. It’s mainly my site manager’s fault. Because the woman has no idea how to manage her time and she piles everything on herself and ends up neglecting the most important thing - me. Apparently her week is filled with tennis tryouts and trying to manage something called the Suits-A-Thon (what actually is that, a marathon for suit-wearers?). I also overheard her talking about how she’s writing like fifty fics at once. What is a fic?

Either way, my manager apologizes for the lack of posts lately. It’s all her fault.